Why you should not use Chrome in your Android?
Do you know the organ donation rate in India? Don’t worry, me neither. Do you know the organ donation rate in USA or Spain? This one I know. Do you know what web browser you are using in your laptop? This one I don’t know unless you tell me in the comment section 💬. Do you have any clue why Spain has more organ donation rate than USA? Have you ever changed your screen timeout time in your mobile? Have you ever thought everyone should donate their organ? I guess you would have thought that but are you an organ donor? I am an organ donor. So, if you see somewhere without breath (please ensure that I am not sleeping 😴 ) take my organ and give it to someone who are in need except my heart 💓 because it belongs to the woman I love 💞 (Relationship tip: This is how you score points from a woman 😜 ; Relationship tip max pro: Never get married 😆 ) Will you believe me based on your web browser I could be able to tell your job performance and how long will you stay in your job? If not then you should, at least from now onwards. I am not an astrologer ♍ . Astrologer may lie but data won’t .
To understand few things, you have to understand that humans are lazy as hell. Spain and USA have different policies when it comes to organ donation. Spain have opt-out policy and USA have opt-in policy. In Spain, everyone’s organ will be donated to others in need after they are dead . If they don’t want to donate the organ they have to fill a form saying that they are unwilling to donate. This is the default option in Spain. But in USA and India , it is quite the opposite. You have to fill a form to show your willingness to donate. This is the default option in India and USA. That’s why Spain has 35.3 donors per million and India has x donors per million (I have already told that I don’t know 😜 but it is less than 35.3 donors per million). That is the power of default option and the power of human laziness.
Now it’s time for web browser. What is the browser that you are using it in your laptop? If it is Google Chrome or Firefox, then you are lucky because the result is going to make you happy. Chrome and Firefox users are more likely to stay 15% longer in your job than Safari users and Internet explorer users (Don’t ask me if someone is using Internet explorer 🌐 ). Chrome users have high job performance and commitment and are also more likely to outperform Safari users. Do you know why? Chrome and Firefox are not the default options in your laptop but Safari and Internet explorer is. Chrome and Firefox users filled the form (downloaded the application) and showed their willingness to opt-out of default options. They broke their laziness. Installing chrome and Firefox now is not going to improve your job performance. It has already defined the person you are. Therefore, I insist you to opt-in for Organ donation (https://www.mohanfoundation.org/donorcard.asp) rather than to install Chrome/Firefox browser. Know the default options in everything and try to overcome it if it is not good. You may know why Chrome may not the best option for Android.
If I am dead in the near future, I must be murdered by Victor. So, please complaint to Sathyadev regarding my death 😜
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