How to win the Guinness World record?

            Before telling you how to win Guinness world record, let me tell you a story. I want to say close your eyes and imagine but I won’t because how will you read the next line?

            Now the imagination begins. Think of your feet. It has a movie theatre and there are more crowd to watch the movie. Now the movie begins at the theatre. Adult sign was shown on the screen. The movie that is going to be played was Rose (Now you get why adult sign was displayed). Now come to your knee. Ms. Vigi is searching for her key🔑 in the park. Now come to your thighs. Your thigh has a home on it. Inside the home, men  were watching the moov advertisement. (You know why they are watching it). Now come to your heart. Do you hear the beating of the heart? Do you know what does it say? Go to Laren, Go to Laren. (Laren is a town in Netherlands) Now your throat. No corona virus is inside your throat but a real memo is inside your throat. Yes, you have consumed real memo given by your boss. Now it is okay but don’t do it again. Now your mouth. This is going to be disgusting. Because there are 8 monkey🐒 (No monkeys, only monkey) sitting on your mouth. Don’t ask me what it is doing. It is not doing some nice things. Now your nose. Some red color stuff is coming out of your nose as if you are Manmadhan Simbu. Don’t worry. It is not blood. It is just tomato Sauce. After wiping the tomato sauce, you can smell something nice. That’s NV (Non-veg da dei). Yes, it is delicious. Now your eyes. Someone has thrown foil on your eyes thinking. I get it your eyes started to get tears and you are struggling to open your eyes. Then come to your forehead. Someone has painted your forehead with dye. Now your forehead is pure yellow in color. That’s completely weird. Finally, an irritating annoying kid is sitting on top of your head. That kid is plucking your hair…

 

            Let me recall the story once again,

 

Feet	Theatre – Adult sign, Rose
Knee	Park – Ms ViGi, key
Thigh	Home – Men, moov
Heart	Laren
Throat	Real Memo
Mouth	8 monkey (no s)
Nose	Sauce, NV
Eyes	Foil
Forehead	Dye
Head	Kid

           

Do you know what you just did? You just remembered 40 digits of pi! 😱 Now you just have to convert the word to numbers that’s it. This is the code that I have on my own. You can have your own code too. Avoid using vowels for the code so that you could form words easily.

 

1	D, T	1 is the subset of D,T
2	N	No explanation needed
3	M	No explanation needed
4	L	Just one vertical line. L turns into 4
5	S	No explanation needed
6	R	In Tamil, 6 means R
7	K	K7 (Just a name)
8	V,F	When you write f in cursive. I have no idea why I assigned v to 8
9	G,Y	Small g,y looks similar to 9
0	C	No explanation needed

 

            This is the method Grandmasters use to become Grandmasters. So, if you convert the story into numbers you will get 1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 (add 3. Before those numbers).

            If you practise this, you might be able to get the Guinness record within 2 years. You just need to remember some trillion more numbers. That’s it. I thought I would be easy to do the longest kiss 😚 and win the record but then acquiring a girlfriend is tougher😜 and maintaining the relationship is even tougher😅. So, better go for remembering numbers.

Finally, if you have any clarification, you can reach me through call or whatsapp. My phone number is KAVILESS CALLED S.