Why mom could find things easily?

 Why mom could find things easily?

An attempt to understand the gender differences

Part 1

       

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Isolation is injuries to health than smoking (It's scientifically proven man!)

 

            I have been on this earth for 8247 days (To know my birthday you do the math!) but no one has told me that the other gender is totally different in the way they process data, see things and even in feeling things. I am not allowing you to do the same complaint as I did. Basic thing to do for both gender is to understand that there are differences among us. Let’s get to the topic.

 

            I hope this thing has happened to almost everyone otherwise how would I get this meme the instance I googled it. To understand why this happens, we need to understand the difference between male and female on how we see things through our eyes. Men has narrow vision and women have wider vision. Men can’t see things on the right or left without rotating their head but women can do that!

 

Good news for men: Some women out there is looking at you, she is not just turning her head.

Bad news for men: It is time to stop seeing women if you think she won’t notice me looking at her.

 

Ok ladies, I apologise for all men (hey, that includes me too) who irritated you by just looking at you for so long because he didn’t know that you know. (But I know that he didn’t know that you know. Now he knows.) To search a laptop on the table we, men, have to move our head a lot (oh man, that’s a lot of work but calling mom is simple.) But you lucky women don’t have to move your head.

 

 

The reason doesn’t stop there. If we, men, are asked to search for a laptop, do you know what we would do? We search for the word “l-a-p-t-o-p”. See how crazy are we? That’s why we could not find this. Our mom should never scold us for not seeing laptop that’s obviously on the table because we were seeing only l-a-p-t-o-p. Next time you teach your son “a” for “apple” show him the apple. For your daughter, you can save some 100 bucks from buying apple just to show her.

 

Why women have wider vision:

            Did you ask yourself why women have wider vision and men have narrow vision? If not please ask “why” question often even you don’t get the answer. But not this type of “why” question

 

            To know why women have wider vision, we have to virtually travel through time. So, here is your virtual time machine. Go back million years ago.

 

 

            In those days, women were programmed to be at home to take care of children. Do you know what children would do?

 

 

Now you get the idea what they would do when left alone. Yeah those days there were a lot of children. Wider vision is one of the reasons why women are better babysitters than men. On the other hand, men have to go out to hunt. If men aim a tiger(that’s food for family), they have to be focused on it to get the food because women and children are waiting for men to come back with food (Now don’t ask me about vegetarians). In such case, men need only the narrow vision.

One secret to convey: Don’t try to copy in an examination when there is woman invigilator.

 

            If evolution was a human/god, I would ask wider vision so that we could see women on the right/left without turning our head because it’s really awkward to get noticed.